Sunday, September 04, 2005

Panfield Bell Rovers 9 Spangels 1

BNESL Division Three

In a sorry start to the season, Spangels went down nine-one today at the hands of a greatful Panfield Bell Rovers. The away side never got going and were a goal down as early as the third minute, when circus-act centre-back Pritchard smashed the ball into his own net from close range.

By half-time Spangels were five-one down, with only a stunning Whiteman volley from a Lowe ball to show for themselves.

The second half saw the home side pile on another four, in a game all Spangels players will quickly want to forget.

Team; Seymour, Lynch, Sayer, Pritchard (Winsborough), Theobald (C), Lowe, Tivey, Collis (Underdown), Martin, Whiteman (1), Hagan (Hart).

Spangels MOM : Chris Lynch

posted by Spangels FC @ 3:35 PM   6 comments

6 Comments:

At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the head coach!

 
At 4:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nothing as his teeth got in the way

 
At 6:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cap'n played well.

Aye says you ...

 
At 6:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As man of the match I would just like to take this opportunity to say a few thank yous.

Firstly I would like to thank God for giving me the great gifts that I posses, and also for letting the milk man do what I never could.

Secondly, I would like to thank the manager for believing in me when all, and I stress ALL, others had given up.

Thirdly, I would like to thank the mighty company Ajax, without whom I would not have gay looking hair.

Finally I would like to thank Winston Churchill for not only looking over my good wife and I when eating dinner, re-packaging my running machine and sharing my reading cooked beef joint, but for reassuring me that smoking cigars, rumbling incoherently and drinking heavily do not mean you cannot become a great man.

Thank you!

PS. next week can I borrow someone's towel as Just For Men now do a pubic treatment.

 
At 4:36 PM, Blogger Spangels FC said...

I reckon there's a small chance that someone else may be posing as MOM, as Lynchy could never write something that amusing...!

 
At 10:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was meeeeee ho ho ho.

On a more somber note, my goldfish has swimbaldder problems, please all prey for him while he fasts in order to hopefully rectify the matter ... his name is Richie by the way.

And yes, I may have had a couple of glasses of red wine.

And yes, Ask Jeeves was of no use at all in working the swimladder situation out, he is useless and looks stupid.

Where's that bottle gone.

 

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