DIY Beats Captain Theo'

Spangels will be a Captain short on 31st August against Panfield Pirates, with Matt Theobald succumbing to the horror that is a DIY emergency!

This could leave Spangels short at the back, although the pacy (!) Flymo Tiv' is expected to start alongside Crayzy in Theo's place. With Lynch booked at right-back and Martyn left, you could say Spangels have no concerns in defence - but then you'd be lying.

Midfield is dominated by the presence that is Fudge Lowe, with his terrier Windy "doing his running". Sayer and Wilse on the wings will add skill, with Whiteman and Leighton forming a Jekyll and Hyde partnership upfront. Outstanding recalls exist for Razor and Toddy, whilst a certain Phil Cade may be back on the scene - now that is something...